Oh Look! A Reasonable Place!

Let’s dial it back a little with the obscenely beautiful and unattainable homes for just a brief moment. Because, despite protestations to the contrary, there are still total scores out there to be had. I know, I have found them! I am in fact living in one of them at the moment. What it takes to find them, however, is a complete devotion to your search. Not a “Oh, I set a Zillow notification, so I’m on it” dedication, but a doing-it-like-it’s-your-job-except-nobody-is-paying-you devotion.

Some (rational) people trust that they should leave that type of work to real estate brokers. And why wouldn’t they? They are paying them anywhere from 1 month’s rent to their firstborn child to land that perfect spot. I, unsurprisingly, am not one of those people. I am the one who angrily hands over the broker’s fee for them doing little more for me than unlocking the door. Granted, they’re doing a lot of work for the landlord—taking pictures and posting the listings and making themselves available to unlock the door and handling the lease—but for me? Not so much. [REMIND ME WHY I WOULD PAY THE FEE AND NOT THE LANDLORD? Sorry for screaming.]

A few tips I’ve got for you that may or may not be totally helpful:

  1. Check all the real estate search engines. Not all of them have all of the listings. So in New York, I check Zillow and StreetEasy (which my broker friend says is the best as far as accuracy goes). I’ve dropped Trulia because I find it really lags on updating listings. Other cities use Redfin and I’m sure there are others that I’m missing.
  2. Recruit your friends. Seriously, this is the way all the good apartments and jobs get taken: someone knows someone and before you know it you’re living in a garden apartment with an old landlady who never raises your rent because you’re such a nice girl. Appeal to your IRL social media friends. If you’ve got bros who live in a neighborhood or building you like – enlist them. Some of us love to help!
  3. Take Craigslist with a grain of salt. Chances are that perfect apartment you just saw listed is a total lie. But sometimes it’s not! #1 tip for CL: ignore all the posts with ALL CAPS HEADLINES. Be committed to CL, too, if that’s your preferred route. You’ll begin to recognize the dupes and be able to hop on something that’s truly new. Remember this is your new job.

OK, those are all the tips I can think of right now. Now on to the apartment whose very pretty bedroom I’ve posted above. It’s a total steal at $2200/month and there are a few reasons why. It’s pretty narrow – definitely under 16-foot wide federal-style townhouse. If you don’t have loads of stuff, this is totally ok (I fantasize about having this little stuff). Second, it’s alllllllllllmost right under the BQE. The label of “Ft. Greene” is a tiny bit of a stretch. However, if like me you’re trying get your steps in, the hike to the subway will be good for you. Lastly, the kitchen is a little dated and really just a hallway between the living spaces. But it’s totally workable (look, dishwasher!):


The living room is also “cozy,” as the broker babble goes, but I think it’s really sweet with tons of natural light because I’m pretty sure this is the top floor apartment.


If you and your architect boyfriend want to give this place with good bones and super white walls a go, here is where you can find it:

79A Clermont Ave, photos via Corcoran